It's not how much toilet paper you use, it's how much the kittens rip to shreds.

It's not how often you take out the garbage, it's how often you clean it off the floor when the kittens had a midnite romp in the can.

It's not how much cat food you buy, it's how much the boy gives the kittens to eat and it's always too much.

I wonder if they'll always be kittens to me. I always call big dogs "puppys" no matter how large they are. I wonder though, just as I hate being called "kid", maybe they hate being called kitten. I mean, I wouldn't want to damage the kitties self esteem. That would just be horrible.

Unable to reach my boss due to a full voicemail box, I shall sit in my apartment again today. I will do the dishes. I will clean the bedroom. I will play tony hawk. I will go mad. I will take a walk....and then I'll be cold. But at least I went for a walk.