Holy CRAP! It's hot! Where's the ocean to jump into whenever I need it? Or atleast a hose to dance around in. The humidity makes me feel like i have to get in the shower and stay there for the remainder of the summer. Not only that, but it didn't cool off at all last night. Today I must get window fans and begin strategically placing them around the house.

Yes, that's my day. Thrilling, exciting, romantic, adventurous. No, none of that.