These thoughts are all borrowed. I love them. The thoughts that is.

"I dream of sneaking into a church at night and rigging up its bells to play La Cucaracha."

"Reminiscing about my early childhood brings me very little pleasure. In my book, it's about equivalent to an occasion where there was too much alcohol in your system to allow you to come away with memories of more than a quarter of the night. People got more fun out of watching you than you ever got yourself. From the stories you hear you figure you must have been having a good time, but really, who the hell knows?"

you can find the rest of them here.