There's this awful smell I just cant seem to get out of my nose. out of my chair, clothes, window. Anything. It's lead to my lighting incense and spraying lysol. Which is really scary cause I feel like an old lady or something, spraying lysol all over the place...or like I have ocd. I lived with someone who had ocd. Im telling you, it's not a funny thing at all.
One day these fellas..."friends" of my roomate with the ocd problem thought it would be absolutely hilarious to go into his room and flip video tapes over (mind you, these hundreds of video tapes and cds were all in perfect order and alphabetical too) and switch cds. We-he-he-he-ellll. That did NOT blow over well. He came home, entered his room and literally let out a yell of pure devastation! Immediately he had seen the changes made to his collections and all hell broke loose. Who had done this? They will pay!
Yikes, so yeah, dont mess with ocd....maybe spraying lysol around cause I have a stink caught in my nose isnt so bad after all.
Cherry 7-Up my friends. If you, not unlike me, enjoy the occasional Shirley Temple and the grenadine just never makes your list of things to buy...your problems are over. Simply purchase a bottle of cherry 7-up and you'll be all set. As a matter o' fact, I think I'll have a sip right now!
He woke up laughing today. It was by far one of the greater happy moments in life. I was just sitting here, doing what I do..watching the tube, surfing the web...with my back to him as usual because, well, that's just how my chair faces, and suddenly I hear this *snort snort giggle snort* It was adorable and I couldnt help but laugh right a long with him. And to add a cherry on top...he said "You were chasing me with a q-tip trying to clean my ears and the cops were chasing you!"
whatta dream....or was it?
Im reduced to blowing my nose with toilet paper...you know, the 65 cent roll...because im far to lazy and perhaps more so forgetful to go out and buy a damn box of kleenex. What's up with that?
Hand sanitizer is brilliant. Uh oh, is this another ocd talk coming on?
No seriously, it's a beautiful thing. We bought it when I had the flu so everyone made sure their hands were clean and the bottle is still more than half way full. Whenever I get that sticky feeling, my keyboard sighs with glee when I give my hands a nice little scrub down.
He's snoring again. Nap number one of the day. A mere one hour after he had initially risen from the nite's sleep.
Gargle.
Honestly, if you're looking for a quick laugh...go get some water and start gargling and talking at the same time. It works best if there's someone else in the room to witness the silliness. Once you see them smiling at your silly antics, you cant help but start to smile yourself. After all, a smile is contagious. When you start to smile, it makes the gargling more difficult and laughter quickly follows. Good times my friends, good times had by all.
Okay, that's all. Time to come up with something else to cure this god for saken restlessness
This one's for you ody.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
One day these fellas..."friends" of my roomate with the ocd problem thought it would be absolutely hilarious to go into his room and flip video tapes over (mind you, these hundreds of video tapes and cds were all in perfect order and alphabetical too) and switch cds. We-he-he-he-ellll. That did NOT blow over well. He came home, entered his room and literally let out a yell of pure devastation! Immediately he had seen the changes made to his collections and all hell broke loose. Who had done this? They will pay!
Yikes, so yeah, dont mess with ocd....maybe spraying lysol around cause I have a stink caught in my nose isnt so bad after all.
Cherry 7-Up my friends. If you, not unlike me, enjoy the occasional Shirley Temple and the grenadine just never makes your list of things to buy...your problems are over. Simply purchase a bottle of cherry 7-up and you'll be all set. As a matter o' fact, I think I'll have a sip right now!
He woke up laughing today. It was by far one of the greater happy moments in life. I was just sitting here, doing what I do..watching the tube, surfing the web...with my back to him as usual because, well, that's just how my chair faces, and suddenly I hear this *snort snort giggle snort* It was adorable and I couldnt help but laugh right a long with him. And to add a cherry on top...he said "You were chasing me with a q-tip trying to clean my ears and the cops were chasing you!"
whatta dream....or was it?
Im reduced to blowing my nose with toilet paper...you know, the 65 cent roll...because im far to lazy and perhaps more so forgetful to go out and buy a damn box of kleenex. What's up with that?
Hand sanitizer is brilliant. Uh oh, is this another ocd talk coming on?
No seriously, it's a beautiful thing. We bought it when I had the flu so everyone made sure their hands were clean and the bottle is still more than half way full. Whenever I get that sticky feeling, my keyboard sighs with glee when I give my hands a nice little scrub down.
He's snoring again. Nap number one of the day. A mere one hour after he had initially risen from the nite's sleep.
Gargle.
Honestly, if you're looking for a quick laugh...go get some water and start gargling and talking at the same time. It works best if there's someone else in the room to witness the silliness. Once you see them smiling at your silly antics, you cant help but start to smile yourself. After all, a smile is contagious. When you start to smile, it makes the gargling more difficult and laughter quickly follows. Good times my friends, good times had by all.
Okay, that's all. Time to come up with something else to cure this god for saken restlessness
This one's for you ody.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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