Monday, October 18, 2004

You should be ashamed of yourself!

Dear 3 Republicans on 42nd street:
Last night, we stood on the street trying to give out free tickets to our show Laura's Bush. We didn't think many people would bite but it was certainly worth the try. After all, what's the harm in free entertainment?

You came near in your fancy full length coats (was that camel hair or cashmere?), jewelry, $100 haircuts and manicures. Little did we know you were performers too and ready to put on a free show of your own! Huzzah!

Our man with the programs approached you and asked "Would you like to see Laura's Bush?" Do you remember what you did? I believe you turned around and said something along the lines of "I'm sick of hearing this!" You told him Bush was a good president and you didn't want to hear this stuff about Kerry anymore...rather, I think you may have yelled. And the blond one, did you not sarcastically bow and say "I salute you sir" and then continue to harass our man with the programs? My! What a performance indeed! No no! We salute YOU!

In all seriousness, you should be ashamed of your behavior. It was so very rude and unnecessary. Apparently a free play is beneath you and warrants harassment of a young man on the street. I wish I could have caught every word you said but I'm afraid you were so belligerent that I missed most of it. Now we know what kind of people are really voting for Bush.

Congratulations for sealing the deal even further for me! Vote Kerry you pompous whackos!

Sincerely,
The privileged poor Democrat.