Incase you havent noticed, down at the very very bottom of the page Ive put a silly "surreal" generator. Every now and then I think to look at it. Here's one I recently busted.

"Ten bent saveloys, hanging on the nutter; ten bent saveloys, hanging on the nutter; and if one bent saveloy should accidentally prepare a flamethrower, there'd be nine bent saveloys, hanging on the nutter."

Its so true