I think the googlism thing is hilarious but who wants to sit and read a list like that? So here's my attempt at mixing two googlisms into a sort of dialogue or story. Myself and the boy.

mistress is absolute feminine dominatrix
the boy is outtahere
mistress is placing clothes pins on his dick*(yikes)*
the boy is not overwhelmed by his experience
mistress is in love
the boy is in danger
mistress is not offering sex
the boy is trying his best
mistress is looking for new slaves
the boy is prefaced by a quotation from charlotte’s web
mistress is having fun
the boy is sick
mistress is well
the boy is willing to explain his strange supernatural inability to string even a few simple words together
mistress is called upon to perform

If you're not familiar with googlisms...check em out here.

A couple fun ones to throw in randomly.
mistress is a shuttle cock composed of cork and feathers
mistress is not an ordinary monster for an adventuring party to slay
mistress is a blend of a traditional schooner and private yacht