International jackass.
What did you say about it?
No, we'd just go around to countries and just be ourselves and offend people.
That's it?
Mm-hmm... woah, snake.
HOney are you there?
Yes, I was just watching the snake. What else do you want to know? Oh, guess who I saw tonite?
Who?
Kathleen Turner.
Huh?
Well Ive seen her before, isnt that pretty cool.
It's the coolest? Is she pretty?
Mmm, she was lookin a little rough.
Really?
She definitely looked older. But i could hear her talk and I was like "yep, that's her"
huh.
Prowlin the streets!
Wha?
*growl*.....whatcha doin cutie.
Nothin
I forgot my flashlight, did you know that?
Why?
cause Im a dumbass. a ding dong. wang dang doodle. rikki tikki tavi.
freak
freak mama!.....uuum....
*silence*

Me afterwards:if you could be in italics or bold, which one would you be?
Him: Well, italics....cept when I want to be bold.